I've been re-reading my signed copy of Olivia Munn's book, Suck It Wonder Woman: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek this morning. This book is like comfort food. Especially Chapter 16. Don't feel alone, get out there and feel better.
Chapter 8: The first rule of Kindergarten is that you have to bribe kids to let them play with you
Chapter 15: On the Playboy Cover Shoot, Scandinavian Stylists, and Picking out Panties
Chapter 16: The Time I Met the Champ
Chapter 18: The Worst Day Ever
Chapter 24: Here's the Part About Moving to Oklahoma, Throwing My First Party, and Fake Sleeping to Trick the Cops
Chapter 28: Random True Story #3
Chapter 34: "If You Can Get Friction with That Tuba, You Deserve a 25-Year-Old Girlfriend."
I'm an Elefriend.