ENGRISH MAKE GOOD ON YOUR LIFE!

In light of writing my last post, I think it is about time to show you what got me and my friends through Japanese computer lab sessions back in high school. Let me introduce you to your new best friend, Mr. Engrish

Engrish.com is endless hours of fun where arrogant Americans laugh at Japanese people who remain ignorant of the wonders of spell check. You would think they could find SOMEONE who knew some English, but no. It seems logging onto some random google translator and copying and pasting whatever it regurgitates (*please note my SAT word for the day, regurgitate, noun.) onto a sign, menu, or T-shirt, is how Japan does it. C'mon Japan. You make walking robots. I think I speak for everyone when I say, get your shit together.

...But I still love you Japan. I still love you.

and because I dislike posting without pictures, try this one on for size.

Because I love warm tips.