ENGRISH MAKE GOOD ON YOUR LIFE!

In light of writing my last post, I think it is about time to show you what got me and my friends through Japanese computer lab sessions back in high school. Let me introduce you to your new best friend, Mr. Engrish

Engrish.com is endless hours of fun where arrogant Americans laugh at Japanese people who remain ignorant of the wonders of spell check. You would think they could find SOMEONE who knew some English, but no. It seems logging onto some random google translator and copying and pasting whatever it regurgitates (*please note my SAT word for the day, regurgitate, noun.) onto a sign, menu, or T-shirt, is how Japan does it. C'mon Japan. You make walking robots. I think I speak for everyone when I say, get your shit together.

...But I still love you Japan. I still love you.

and because I dislike posting without pictures, try this one on for size.

Because I love warm tips.

JAPANESE MAKE GOOD ON YOUR LIFE

So I just sent off another e-mail to LMU's study abroad office to see if Sophia University had sent anything back yet. They haven't. Let's take a second to laugh at how pointless this blog is if I don't get to go this year. *lots of nervous laughing*. Alright! Now let's get down to business.

Are you tired of English?
Want to learn Japanese but don't know HOW?

Well check THIS shit out!

JAPANESE IS A GOOD ON YOUR LIFE!

This website will make you smart, it says so in the website name. Just sign up and start learning stuff about stuff, it doesn't even have to be Japanese! That's right people, air never smelled so sweet.

oh, and hey smart.fm, your welcome.

Japanese mail-order bride

Ever since I can remember, I have been plagued by the usual shtick. "When you go to Japan, you'll no doubt get one of those arranged marriage girls, right? Me love you long time, right? haha *nudge nudge*"

fuck. you.

HOWEVER, I do plan on marrying one girl in Japan. Mix 3/4 Japanese, 1/4 Brazilian, and 4/4 Asian Vogue, and you get one seductive, super-hot, bona fide Kuroki Meisa.

Feast your eyes and fall in love.

The First One.

Let me start from the beginning.

First of all, I love Japan but I have only been once before. Back in my high school days when shit was real and my social life sucked less, I went on a study abroad to Japan. I fell in love and now I am going back for an entire year...which brings me to the reason I am writing this blog. I went to Japan, I saw things, I did things, I ate things, but now it's all fuzzy. My best friend, however, wrote a xanga (the OG blogspot) and now all of her trials and triumphs in Japan are at her fingertips, free for her to peruse as she wishes. I want this. I want to peruse.

So here I am, months away from Japan and waiting for my acceptance letter from Sophia University (my college assured me that I'm in but wouldn't it be funny if I somehow got rejected? *nervous snort-laugh*). I will post a shit load more right before I get to Japan and when I am actually there but for now my posts will probably be random-Japanese related things.

STARTING WITH A CUTE JAPANESE GIRL!